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Marketing Ideas

How I get meetings with people who ignore my emails 📦

13 gifts that get you the meeting (from $10)

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Tom Orbach
Oct 29, 2026
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Last month, Liquid Death asked people to donate their pee to cool down AI data centers. Then they sold an $18 jar to collect it in.

It sold out 😂

But that’s not why I’m writing about it.

AI slop is flooding the internet, so marketing is moving offline → to real objects you can hold in your hands. It’s also why a physical gift is the #1 best way I know to get the attention of someone who ignores your emails.

The best outbound campaign I’ve seen 🧠

It’s from Brex, back when it had about 30 employees and no revenue:

  1. 🍾 They sent a bottle of champagne to 300 founders who had just raised money.

  2. 💌 Each bottle came with a handwritten note from the CEO that only said “congrats on the raise”.

  3. 🙋🏻‍♂️ After it arrived, the CEO emailed and asked for a demo.

Sam Blond, who ran sales, posted the result:

225 of the 300 took a demo!

Timing did a lot of the work: founders who just raised money need a company card, and that’s exactly what Brex sold.

The marketing idea 💡

Send the people you want as customers a gift that’s about *them* and wait until it arrives before you ask for a demo.

It works best right after a big win (Brex picked founders who had just raised). Delve, a compliance startup, did the same with custom doormats in 2025, and got $500K in pipeline in one day for $6K.

Your cheat sheet (13 gift ideas to steal) 📋

It took me years of shipping boxes at Wiz to figure out which ones get the meeting.

You get it in 3 minutes :)

In this article:

  • 📦 10 physical gifts that ALWAYS get you the meeting based on my experience, with examples that worked (from Ramp, ElevenLabs, Wiz, etc) and the cheap version you can copy (from $10)

  • 🍿 The pop culture trick: my easy formula to find a famous tagline and the matching gift that fit your product

  • 💌 The exact email I send to get a stranger’s address

  • 💻 3 virtual gifts for faster delivery

  • 💰 What to send existing customers to make them share you online and renew (ServiceNow, Cursor, OpenAI all do one)

Here’s the full playbook:

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